The Kindgom of Randomness, ruled by Kaleigh, in honour of Megan

anyone got tips on how to get rid of stalkers lol?
ive got 2 that are driving me insaneee

Be ugly and mentally unappealing.
Ahaha.

bahahahaha i'll tryy

POST 4,000!
:D

xD idk..

i spent like $40-somethin on hair products today ... and that usually only lasts me 1 month ... isnt that rediculous??

ughh

oh and i learned today that trying to eat a taco while driving down a very curvy road is not such a good idea.. especially if youre wearing one of you favorite white shits ...

someone should post something interisting on here... that way we have something to talk aboutt

Haha no, I meant that I had hit post number four thousand.

I am not an interesting person. If I'm not working, I'm with my boyfriend, playing the sims or another video game.

hmm well i fell dumb, lol then again i was pretty drunk

bahaha

i miss playing the simss
i havent played that in yearsss
ugh now ive gotta go dig through my stuff to find all of my games XD

and i cant believe school starts tomorrow :/ that sucks
and my school is lame
i dont even have a class til 9:30-ish and
theyre making me come to school at 8:45 anyways...

there once was a duck who sat on a rock and rolled himself a joint. He got soooo high that he fell out of the sky and landed on top of a fire engine. the fire cheif rescued the duck and declared him the new mascot of station 513. One day, they were called to a big fire. The duck wanted to come and help, so they put him in a fire suit. unfortunately, the suit didn't fit and fell off while he was in the burning biulding. Everyone had roast duck for dinner and was very happy, although mascotless.

bahaha that was hella funny :]]

I wrote a story to dan today....after he ignored multiple spam texts...

'Dan I hope youre sitting in class and your phones going off and everyones looking at you...'
'and you start freaking out because the teachers yelling at you and the vibrations shaking your brain so hard'
'then you literally pull an uzi from your mouth and mass murder your entire class leaving your teacher for last'
'after you kill him you take off his clothes and perform acts against the natural order with his toes'
'... and then his anus'
'then you joyfally skip home singing bah bah blacksheep where you arrive there like nothings wrong'
'you pack your rubber duck and man thongs before you escape to hanover'
'you think to go to hanover because its so drastically un important and pathetic to the world that no one would possibly ever look there'
'of course you find your best friend shannon and shoot her in the face for spamming your phone'
'and then you become a wanted man in hanover... although the cops are so fat from doughnuts they wont do anything to you'
'so you find yourself a nice chinese lady and move to taiwan...'
'where you eat curry every day... developing a serious case of indigestion and acid reflux'
'of course to solutionize this problem you begin to fart, you find such humor and relief in farting that you make it habit to do this every 5 minutes'
'eventually you fart so often that your ass can literally create fire from the friction of the air hitting your butthole'
'you become the great taiwanees ass fire man'
'apon performing for the taiwan people you discover that you can propel yourself in the air with your fire farts'
'you realize that this is a miracle to escape your destiny of being the great ass fire man and fly back to hanover'
'you realize that on your trip there you killed many people with the stench of your ass and had to go to each of their funerals'
'finally after a year of death by farts you feel horrible and return to taiwan'
'you realize you have 2 children with your chinese wife that you left behind'
'each child has an obscure super power like yours, like wang can make his finger nails grow'
'and qwak can create tidal waves through sneezing'
'of course your wife has killed herself due to the imense amount of stress and depression in her life for having such a reject family'
'you become so distressed by your new found single father hood that you begin to cry'
'you realize that you're weeping so hard that you let out an escaped SBD'
'of course your house burns to the ground by mistake...'
'you vow to never fart again and spend the next 40 years of your life in a mental institution after confessing to someone that you use to be the great ass fire man'
'around 60 you find a nice older women whos interested in you and your wrinkly penis'
'ed becomes your best man... ed has a problem'
'ed is constantly complaining to you that hes got an anal probe in his ass and he cant get it out... he crys to you to fix it every day'
'finally you break down and decide to help ed remove his anal probe'
'of course your wrinkly ass hairy wife comes in and notices you two in bed in the awkward position of you trying to pull something out of his ass'
'she runs out of the room screaming 'dan why havn't you ever pulled the probes out of my ass! I hate you!'
'you run after her screaming that its not what it looks like, just as you realize that the world is crashing around you and your wife hates you... you burp and erupt your insides'
'you die on the floor from a heartattack'
'the docters come in to realize that you're indeed dead... with a boner. maybe you liked the ass probe pulling?'
'you proceed to the funeral where no one is attending laying there with a boner because the mortitian couldn't get it to go down'
'you later find out in hell all of your family killed themselves, thats why they werent at your funeral. They were too embarressed to have a father like you'
'of course they were let into heaven for justly killing themselves.'
'THE END'

babies?

bro... i want this hoodie, i'd give my first unborn child for this hoodie...
i need $90... wanna donate some money??

That's tacky. You could probably screen print that yourself.