Chuff's Tea Party, Come in for a spot of tea.

WELCOME TO CHUFF'S TEA PARTY THREAD!!

We have a new menu!

This is just a place for you to come, have some stimulating conversation about anything you want, and maybe you might just have some tea or other scrumptious morsels of snacking with us!

Current Employees:

Administrative:
Chuff ~ owner and manager
diabeticmaglione ~ assistent manager and deacon of shag

Eckofagoodjobative:
mintskittles ~ lazy musician
skankerchica ~ DJ
lilbandade ~ barista and acting manager
KTsauras ~ Baka
girlswithgunsaremorefun ~ cabaret singer and cookie baker
Loggie ~ male stripper
subsonsteroids ~ ninja waitress


Othersuchative:
Big Tony ~ A shady fellow whose past probably involves a happy meal and who now works at the docks.
Maymo ~ Object of Blame
fauxcompassion ~ resident Jeffree Star
Sparkle N Shine ~ Pretty sweet gangsta
bresaballer ~ flirtatious whore


Applications are open!
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Our Fantastic and Ever-Growing Menu:

Bevs:
Tea ~ For those who love the Classics... Why is that capitalized?
Flavoured Tea ~ More flavours being added every so often! Flavours include: Apple, Peach, Banana Crack Mint
Herbal/Mint/Green/Chai Tea ~ Made to order just for you. We have all kinds, even Banana Crack Mint Tea.
Cappuccino ~ Came in special from some actual coffeeshop somewhere. Don't regard to the chef. He didn't cook this. This is an import, you know. The good stuff.
Frappuccino ~ Frothy goodness. Fresh and ready when you are.
Coffee ~ Served your way (i.e. I like it black, two sugars)
Sharpée ~ This magical concoction smells like a genuine Sharpie and takes away bellybutton lint. Great for your hands to hold! Order one now! Megan recommends.
Milk ~ Delicious, 2%, whole, skim, or 1% milk. Or goat milk. Or yak milk. No human breastmilk, sorry. If you're a nursing mother, you provide.
Invisible Kool-Aid ~ For those of us who want to relive childhood memories on the downlow.

Foods:
Meatballs ~ So we had to make something quick, sheesh. Forgive us next time.
Panhandle Pizza ~ Little tiny pizzas made with cheese and your choice of topping, shaped like Florida... or some.. other.. panhandle..
Fluffer Nutter Sammiches ~ Order as many as possible. See what we do.
Popcorn ~ Eww, o my God, I hate it... Wait, you want some? Okay...

Desserts:

Brownies!!!! ~ Yes, freshly baked brownies, prepared by our very own KTSaurus. They're delicious. Eat up.
Chocolate Mint Brownies ~ Insanely delicious. Your tongue will thank you for ordering these.
Cinnamon Rolls ~ Just the way you like them. Rolled and cinnamon. They're incredible. Have one!
Ice Cream ~ All your flavourites, including new! coconut. (We also have chocolate, khoklate, khokolate, strawberry, vanilla, swirl, rocky road, mint chocolate chip, chocolate chip cookie dough, blueberry, peach, apple, cheesecake-flavoured, roast beef, key lime, and lyme disease. ) Scream! (or make enthusiastic gestures, whatever)
Pies ~ All pies share the same flavours as our ice cream!
Cheesecake!! ~ Ahhh my favourite.
Kake ~ Made by our delicious baker.
Kookies ~ All your flavourites.
Khokolate ~ Just a heaping mound. We won't give you silverware. So don't ask for it.


Breakfast Menu:
Pancakes ~ Delicious flat pancakes. Come in 2s or 3s.. Your choice of syrup.. flavour..
Waffles ~ Waffles made fresh for you! (2)
Libby's Belgian Waffles ~ Just try them. You'll freaking love them
Biscuits ~ Freshly baked biscuits with your choice of jelly, jam, meat (sausage, chicken, ham), honey, cheese, or any other menu item you could think to add!
Grits/Gravy ~ The perfect side dish! (besides lovemaking, of course)
Bagel ~ Ohhh I love theeese.
Peanut Butter Crunch ~ You know you secretly love the Cap'n.
Cold Cereal with Milk ~ Because Scott's too picky for Peanut Butter Crunch and threw a big hissy fit over not having choices.



Come chat with us about anything and everything!


This is the Khokolate Monster. Get along with him or else!

yea... sorry but some asshole *cough* JODY *cough* deleted this and i ahd all the information on another site except the jobs so we ahve to start from scratch.

can i have a job?
i wanted one in the original... but i never got it. i wanted to be the cabaret singer...

oh and you might want to edit out the part explaining what it was and where the name chuff came from since we all know....

*sigh

jody... i hate you with the utmost hatred.

i did.
and you get your job.

Boo! Life is all about coping, and dealing, and moving on. You should have made a new and improved thread, not resurrected this one.


But then again, I was probably the only one happy that it was deleted.

shut up.

thank you so much!!!

may i order a chocolate chip cookie dough flavored pie?

I shall not be oppressed.

yes you shall.

yes you may.

order up Baka.

No, I shan't.

lol. in the world of power tripping adolescents you could be.

And I want the job of male stripper.

lol yes give him the job! i'll get my camera....


j/k! lol but he does have to work my b-day party next year cause im totaally holding it in this joint. it has the best food.. adn the best service.

i guess you get the job logan.